2. The independent truckers at ridefortheconstitution.org/ borrowed this image for their site. The great thing is that I don't think they realized that it's an over-the-top spoof. I don't know if this ever got printed on a t-shirt, but it might become a tattoo on a few truckers' backs.
Stevie's been working out, I see. --And the eagle's knees can bend FORWARD? At last...what the world really kneeds... a double-jointed eagle. Makes me wonder what a double eagle really is, aside from an awkward karma sutra position involving two flexible people and a pair of snow angels.
...EveryONE? No. I'll agree that the knees of every HUMAN bend forward at the knees, except those who fall afoul of the Mafia.
The opposite is true for all birds, and for the rear legs of dogs, horses, cats, racoons, possums, and politicians, who can be considered part of the animal world but not quite reaching the level of human. In the case of politicians, the backwardness of their legs (and arses) may merely be an optical illusion because they can appear to be running one way while actually moving themselves and the country in quite a different direction.
Which makes me wonder how they manage to screw us so often. I guess the people who've sunk into that low level of subhuman can run faster than a fully human person. That, or they just seek dark gerrymandered alleys where they can occasionally outnumber us & force themselves upon us.