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Thomas Jefferson Vs Gorilla by SharpWriter Thomas Jefferson Vs Gorilla by SharpWriter
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Thomas Jefferson was never much of a warrior history tells us, but yet again history is wrong. This is an image of one of the many attempts by Jefferson to battle all the manliest animals on earth while trying to teach them the ways of America.

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:icongaudian-collin:
Gaudian-Collin Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015
why do I find this to be extremely badass?
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:iconsharpwriter:
SharpWriter Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015   Digital Artist
Because you're human.
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:iconzinjo:
Zinjo Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015
North or South America?
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:iconkaarkanis:
kaarkanis Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015  New Deviant
This sucks, gorillas are amazing animals I dislike this 👿👿👿
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:icont0cd0r:
t0cd0r Featured By Owner 5 days ago
huh really... its a picture 
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:iconelendurwen:
Elendurwen Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
[with sarcastic voice] but don't you know Americans can do anything? 
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:icontamariini:
Tamariini Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2015
lol
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:icongagethewalrus:
GagetheWalrus Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015  Professional General Artist
Can you please make a picture of ron paul with the constitution in hand, smoking weed and firing a rifle in the tundra
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:iconfateweaver23:
Fateweaver23 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Jefferson's all like, "Sit da fuk down, I didn't write this for you to be disrespectin!"
You are too much American 😆
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:iconcofoxthegreat:
CofoxtheGreat Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Murica
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:iconjptoony:
JPtoony Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
"Democracy. LEARN IT, BIATCH."
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:iconadvancerun:
AdvanceRun Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
 republic 
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:icongnhtd:
gnhtd Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
"Read the constitution, motherfucker !"
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:iconohlourdespadua:
ohlourdespadua Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015
It seems that this scene looks like jefferson was really rubbing his rights on the gorilla's face like -'' I have the right of life, liberty and self-determination, and I am determined to live for that right!" while beating the gorilla down.
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:iconfredcreator97:
Fredcreator97 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015
He must saxton haloe from tf2 Australian vs America
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:iconpiercingsight:
Piercingsight Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Professional General Artist
You are an american!

MERKA!!!!
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:iconshadowhobochief:
shadowhobochief Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You are a god damn american hero.
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:iconahmonza:
ahmonza Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014  Professional General Artist
AMERICA triple FUCK YAHH!
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:iconmoneybag1010:
moneybag1010 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014
too bad he wasn't in the planet of the apes
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:iconcartoonking10749:
cartoonking10749 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Holy mother!
Awesome incarnate!

If Abe Lincoln can be parodied to slay vampires, then I don't see why other world leaders are left out on the fun.

Gorillas however would equally kick his butt. But that's the fun part.
Nothing like a piece of physical on-the-job training to be the best the nation has to offer.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing.....Thomas of the Apes.
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:iconleegarv:
LeeGarv Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
All MEN were created equal! Now sit down, Bobo!
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:iconjamocha101:
Jamocha101 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
There are countless aspects of this that are amazing, but my favorite is certainly the two-dollar bill on his belt buckle.
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:iconhiimporo:
HiImPoro Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
MURICAAAAAAAAA
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:iconsoltakama:
Soltakama Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Focus Gorilla! It's the only way to survive!
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:iconhawkear:
Hawkear Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist
I enjoy his belt buckle.
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:iconcallmedale:
callmedale Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I am literally in front of the US Capitol building looking at these
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:icongodzilla831:
Godzilla831 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
This is gonnna be a rough draft of King Kong.
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:icontozhma:
tozhma Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Is this like dog whistle racism where the gorilla is supposed to represent black people?
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:icontigerestoque:
TigerEstoque Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"Your rights? I have your rights right here biatch!" *epic-k.o.-punch*
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:iconthestrategos:
TheStrategos Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
Haha, these are usually funny but this is a whole new level of awesome! You show those APES your inalienable rights :D !
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:iconsarubama:
sarubama Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014
Now thats politics
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:iconrainbowdash420:
RainbowDash420 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014
the monkey got buckd lol
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:iconletsgowings735:
letsgowings735 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
death star lense flair?
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:iconkaijusaurus387:
kaijusaurus387 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013   General Artist
Thomas tells the bloody apes who's boss. 
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:iconsaxmcgee:
SaxMcGee Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013
Jefferson teaches gorillas how to read. XD
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:iconmuslimgoku:
MuslimGoku Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
Those are some big fucking gorillas...
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:iconduenasfilms:
DuenasFilms Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I love your work! The posture suggests he really didn't put much of his body into the punch.  I wonder if the hand was re-drawn to imply he had just bitch-slapped the gorilla, drawing blood, it would make Jefferson even more bad-ass!
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:icondevin-trinidad:
Devin-Trinidad Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I love how on his belt buckle there's a dollar bill.
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:iconflashartdon:
FlashartDon Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Nothing but awesome 
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:iconpittbull44:
pittbull44 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013
Now that is a Rocky freeze frame moment
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:iconbloodra1n:
Bloodra1n Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
You shall sign away the rights of your kind...
...IN INK OR IN BLOOD! I CARE NOT WHICH!!!
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:iconlouiegarcia:
Louiegarcia Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013

Gorilla:*roar*

Jefferson: *punches his face*

Jefferson: B***h shut up and listen!

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:iconcolonelbsacquet:
ColonelBSacquet Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
Bad ass US presidents are bad ass. And without even breaking a sweat. Those gorillas are pansies.
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:iconannabeld:
AnnabelD Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013   General Artist
This is...amazing
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:iconsharpshooterdeadz:
SharpShooterDeadz Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like how in the description he put "trying".
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:iconmarrockv:
MarrockV Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
I recently read a biography of Jefferson and I think he'd truly be capable of doing something like this.
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:iconbloodhaze101:
bloodhaze101 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Student Artist
READ IT B!TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconpwartenberg:
PWartenberg Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
I must protest. Gorillas have never been known to attack Founding Fathers. Bonobos, definitely, but not gorillas.
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SxyTomJefferson Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
Egads! How did you learn of my secret mission to Africa? It was undertaken at much peril to my person and those who accompanied me. Let us not speak of the terrible abdominal malaise which affected the usually stalwart Mr. Franklin...suffice it to say that he personally fertilized much of the flora along our route.

You captured a moment here that I was not proud of, though it had to be done. That particular gorilla ape was most resistant to my entreaties that he acknowledge the Constitution. Did you know that the gorilla race spoke a rudimentary English language not so much unlike our own, but with a Shakespearean flourish that was most pleasing to the ear. It was thus that we were able to communicate and particularly why his stubbornness was exceedingly vexing. "No, Sir, I shan't cast mine eyes upon your accursed document!" I can still hear him declaiming. What a rogue, and yes, I secretly admired him for it. However, a solid smacking on the jaw was in order.

I am still most in awe that you were able somehow to put your artistic qualities to work and very nearly exactly capture this important moment. When we returned to Paris, the start point of our journey, we swore each other to secrecy, as much for the safety of the gorilla nation as for ourselves.

Thank you for bringing this back to my mind. At this point in time, it can do no harm for it to be made public and in such a vivid form.

Many grateful thoughts coming your way from me and my colleagues.

T. Jefferson
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effigytormented Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015
You sir, just . . . . well done.

-claps-
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